WARNING: The following post contains subject matter about bodily functions. If you are extremely squeemish, or just can't find the humor in a poop joke, turn back now and wait for the next post.
Max has peed on me. He's an automatic sprinkler, er, I mean boy. He spits up on me almost daily (it seems I never have the burp rag in quite the right spot). But this morning we reached the nadir of 'accidental' bodily functions. This morning, Max pooed on me. And I don't mean he pooed in his diaper and it leaked (that's happened on multiple occasions). I mean he Pooed ON ME (and himself, and the blanket, and the bed...). Mid diaper change. Straight from the source. Just like those pictures you see about 'the joys of having a boy.' I spared you photos (actually, I didn't even think about pics until just now...), but this one is indelibly burned into my memory. In slo-mo.
Ya'll, I have not had enough coffee for this one. And I know that, IN THEORY, he doesn't have the mental capacity yet to 'plan' or 'scheme.' He, SUPPOSEDLY, doesn't understand 'humor.' Whatever. I'm tellin'ya (read with a Tony Soprano voice), the boy thought it was funny.
Now, I'm going to go make pasta salad for our church picnic. Yes, I've washed my hands.
The funny stories and goings-on of my favorite toddler (I'll admit, I'm a bit biased). Read on for sleepless nights and a battle of wills...
4 comments:
i should have heeded the warning.
G TO THE ROSSSSSS!!!!
Yes, I've been pooped on too, while changing Eli's diaper when he was a couple months old. I had to clean poop off the wall and blinds! I guess it's like mom initiation!
ahhhhhhh!!
at least he didn't poop on the floor at cici's pizza.
(i'll have to tell you that story!)
I am sure the look on your face made him laugh.
Mary has a similar story about Rachel pooping all the way across the bedroom onto the wall. She had projectile poops.
And Rachel turned out great! So, there is still hope for Max...even if he thinks pooping on mommy is funny.
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